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HINTS YOU WON’T BE VOTING FOR OBAMA.

Posted by PrestoPundit on 08/11/2008

It looks like Peter Kirsanow needs some help with his list.

Can we help him?  Yes we can!:

1.  You’ve never heard of arugula, but know it has something to do with Obama.

2.  You know what the “misery index” was.

3.  You actually know the Arab meaning of “Barack”.

4.  Your pickup truck has a gun rack.

5.  When you hear the number “57” you think of Obama, not steak sauce.

6.  You know “the little Red Church on the hill” refers to Ann Dunham’s unitarian universalist church on Mercer Island.

7.  You can hear “God Damn America” ringing in your ear when you think about Obama and his brand of Christianity.

8.  You’ve seen the picture of Obama’s political protege standing on the American flag.

9.  You believe that Obama’s current policy views can only be explained by the fact
that Obama was high on marijuana, alcohol and cocaine during the Carter
years
.

10.  You know who said “They even shoved a fork into the victim’s stomach. Wild!” and what her connection is to Barack Obama.

11.  You know who James H. Cone is.

12.  You were disgusted rather than impressed when Obama showed off his “package” to the delight of female reporters.

13.  You know enough about Franz Fanon, Edward Said, neocolonialism, and Marxists professors to feel uncomfortable that Obama spent the preponderance of his undergraduate years focused on mastering this sort of thinking.

14.  Your Messiah is not Barack Obama.

15.  You know Marxist code words when you hear them.

More later, with links.  And have at it with your own “hints” in the comments section.

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  1. I like it, Greg! I like it!

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